MY Lysander!

Today i am gonna write about my roomie for some time, Lysander the lizard(named after the midsummer night's dream character). Yes, he is a lizard, the off white one that descends from the great dinosaurs(a fact which Lysander is very proud of) and he lives under the tube light. I don't know when he came around here and i started noticing him in my random boring days of staring at the tube when i was supposed to be studying. Well, seems he was long there.

[Note from Mom-We are not a pest infested family. This girl is set out to destroy the family name. Sheesh!]

Actually Lysander is the only lizard here. I somehow find it very hard o gt rid of him. Besides, he has his uses.

So, some random facts about Lysander he Lizard

1.He is FAST. I mean really fast. If there was a Lizards Olympics, Lysander would be the Bolt guy. Only make sure that at the end of 100 metres, there is food.

2.Lysander likes to eat slow. Stares at food a lot.

3.Lysandr doesn't like sun. He is like Edward Cullen in that case. ;)

4.He, after food, birdwatches a lot. And that's me :D (Poor guy. Didnt end up in Piggy Chop's room)

5.Lazy Lysander. Besides food catching, he is pretty sedentary.

6. He is also night person. Insomniac. Like me. So we share nights.

7.He looks really happy when i trip and fall. Really. If in day time, he looks out of his tube house.

8.He is the easiest roomie alive. As he pretty much leave me alone. The only shit i have to suffer from him is his original shit.

9.He defends me a lot. My hero. Even though its against the little monsoon insects who comes in and disturbs the hell out of me.

10. When i talk to him, he listens. (Who am i kidding. Am a bit loony :D)

So, guys! one big cheer to Lysander!

Tags!

tagged by the DQ!

[x] means YES!!

YOUR BOY SIDE—
[] You love hoodies. (i like my hair out)
[x] You love jeans.
[x] Dogs are better than cats. ( Cats are EVIL! didnt you watched that film?)
[] It’s hilarious when people get hurt. (No always)
[] Shopping is torture. (Ah.. wish it was, i would have saved a LOT)
[] Sad movies stink. (Almost never)
[] You own a car racing game.
[x] You played with Hot Wheels cars as a kid.
[] At some point in time you wanted to be a fire-fighter.
[] You owned a DS, PS2, N64,or Sega.
[] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[x] You have watched sports on TV. (Still do)
[] Gory movies are cool. (NO NO NO... Am so scared of gore)
[] You go to your dad for advice. (joke?)
[] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[x] You used to collect hockey cards. (Cricket cards... YES! Still have it!)
[x] Baggy sweats are cool to wear.
[] It’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. (How can you ask that!)
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (:D)
[x] Sports are fun. (YES!)
[x] You talk with food in your mouth. (Not always )
[] You sleep with your socks on at night. (am tropical)
[x] You have fished at least once.

YOUR GIRL SIDE—
[x] You love to shop.
[] You wear eyeliner
[] You wear the color pink.
[x] You go to your mom to talk. [Somtimes. Its mostly friends]
[] You consider cheerleading a sport. (bah!)
[x] You hate wearing the color black.
[x] You like going to the mall.
[x]You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[x] You like wearing jewelry. (Moderately)
[x] You cried watching The Notebook. (:|)
[] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[x] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[] You don’t like the movie Star Wars. (May the force be with you!)
[] You are/were in gymnastics.
[] It takes you around one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. ( i am FFD.. hostel life)
[x] You smile a lot more than you should. :) :) and :)
[] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (No, but i would like to)
[] You care about what you look like.
[x] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[x] You like wearing high heel shoes.
[x] You used to play with dolls as little kid.
[x] You like putting make-up on others. (I do styling. My favourie hobby)
[x] You like being the star of everything.
[x] Pink is one of your favourite colors.

Appearance •

[x] I am shorter than 5′5″.
[x] I have many scars. (I was a nightmare kid. Clumsy. Still falls down easily)
[] I tan/ burn easily.
[] I wish my hair was a different color.
[] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[] I have a tattoo. (WISH!)
[] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[x] I’ve had/have braces.
[] I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger.
[] I have more than two piercings.
[] I have / had piercings in places besides my ears.

• Embarrassment •

[] I’ve slipped out a 'LOL' in a spoken conversation.
[x] Disney movies still make me cry. (well, some, not all)
[x] I’ve snorted while laughing.
[x] I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried.
[x] I’ve glued my hand to something.
[x] I’ve laughed ’til some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
[] I’ve had my pants rip in public.

Lets say i embarrass myself often, like a habit)

• Health •

[x] I’ve gotten stitches.
[x] Broken a bone.
[] I’ve had my tonsils removed
[x] I’ve sat in a doctor’s office with a friend.
[x] I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.
[] I’ve had serious surgery.
[x] I’ve had chicken pox.

This will look weird, but i have been pretty healthy my whole life.

• Traveling •

[x] I’ve driven / riden over 200 miles in one day.
[] I’ve been to Canada.
[] I’ve been to Cuba.
[] I’ve been to Niagara Falls.
[] I’ve been to Ottawa.
[] I’ve gone to Sudbury.
[] I’ve been to the Caribbean.
[] I’ve been to Europe.
[] I’ve been to Florida.
HOME BODY! I SUCK!

• Experiences •

[] I’ve gotten lost in my city.
[x] I’ve seen a shooting star.
[x] I’ve wished on a shooting star.
[x] I’ve seen a meteor shower.
[] I’ve gone out in public in my pyjamas.
[x] I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator. (it was fun and no one was there to stare :D)
[x] I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts. (Shit. It did hurt. NOT someother place)
[] I’ve been to a casino.
[] I’ve been skydiving.
[] I’ve gone skinny-dipping.
[] I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour. (YUCK!)
[x] I’ve crashed a car. (hit it on a post. Dad was furious :D)
[] I’ve been skiing.
[x] I’ve been in a musical.
[] I’ve caught a snowflake or snow on my tongue.
[] I’ve seen the Northern Lights.
[x] I’ve sat on a rooftop at night.
[x] I’ve played a prank on someone.
[x] I’ve ridden in a taxi. (who hasnt?)
[] I’ve seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show. ( no horror films in my life)
[] I’ve eaten Sushi.
[] I’ve been snowboarding.

I am still not interesting. :(

• Relationships •

[x] I’m single.
[] I’m in a relationship.
[] I’m engaged.
[] I’m married.
[] I miss someone right now.
[] I’ve gotten divorce.
[] I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
[x] I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.

(My love life is like, the most pathetic thing ever existed)

• Honesty / Crime •

[x] I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t.
[x] I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.
[x] I’ve snuck out.
[x] I’ve lied to my parents about where I am.
[x] I’ve cheated while playing a game.
[] I’ve ran a red light.
[] I’ve witnessed a crime.
[x] I’ve been in a fist fight.
[] I’ve been arrested.
HA! good record!

• Death and Suicide •
[x] I’m afraid of dying.
[x] I hate funerals. (i avoid it at all costs)
[x] I’ve seen someone / something dying. (My dog :( ]
[] Someone close to me has attempted / committed suicide.
[x] I’ve written a eulogy for myself.

• Materialism •
[] I own over 5 rap CD’s.
[] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime
[] I own REAL designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[] I own something from Pac Sun.
[] I collected comic books.
[] I own something from The Gap.
[] I own something I got on E-Bay.
[] I own something from Abercrombie.

I am not materialistic. And i am not happy about it.

• Random •
[] I can sing well. (i can manage tunes, but my voice sucks. Di like it :D)
[] Stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[x] I open up to others easily.
[x] I watch the news. (With Dad. Always)
[x] I don’t kill bugs (that doesnt hurt me. But those that mes with me, are so dead :X)
[x] I sing in the shower. (Who doesnt?)
[] I am a morning person. (Night is my life)
[] I paid for my cell phone ring tone. (Idiots do that)
[x] I am a sports fanatic.
[x] I twirl my hair.
[x] I care about grammar. (Every single time)
[] I have “?”’s in my screen name.
[] I love spam. [X-( ]
[] I’ve copied more than 30 CD’s in a day.
[x] I bake well. (Now a days, YES!)
[x] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red, blue, black, purple, or orange.
[] I would wear pajamas to school.
[] I know how to shoot a gun.
[] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS...EvErY nOw AnD tHeN. (I hate this!)
[x] I laugh at my own jokes.
[] I eat fast food weekly. (Not now a days)
[] I’ve not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[] I can’t sleep if there is a spider in the room. (Thn i would have stayed awake for 6 years in hostel)
[x] I am really ticklish.
[x] I like white chocolate. (Anything with chocolate's nam will do!)
[x] I bite my nails. (Used to)
[] I’m good at remembering faces.
[] I’m good at remembering names. (Thes two makes me very bad in my profession)
[] I’m good at remembering dates.
[] I honestly have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
[x] All my answers were totally honest. (As always)

Hei, everyone who likes to do his, do it! :D

Not in love with real life or people in it currently, so..

The picture speaks for itself naa?

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Eternal brides maid

I recently watched this flick "27 Dresses". I know i should have seen it eons ago, but never got around to it. May be because i hate Katherine heigl and James Marsden alike. Then, i finally got to see it wen it came on TV for the 50th time or so, and when i ran out of excuses to see it.
And when i saw it, Oh boy.. That girl is so me!
I have been bride's maid to almost everyone of my friend's wedding(well, not literally as many of them are not christians and all, but still in principle, yes, i was.) A long list from Di, Sony, F'sha, Kads, Nisha.........( not 27, still a very big list). Only H remains unwed now. [Dear H, please HOLD ON!!]

I love weddings and everything associated with it. The people, new clothes, accessories, dressing up, girl time, dress rehersals, shopping, fabulous food, the ceremony, the tears, hugs, laughter, wedding jitters, happy faces.... everything!
I don know how many of you do it, but i look at the groom's face when i see the bride entering. When ever every one in my company starts oohing the dress and the ornaments, i stare ahead at the poor bastard, who is looking at the rest of his life. Its awesome. Yes, i am a hopeless romantic.

And i am not even begining on crazy crushes on people who see me as the wallpaper. Been there. A lot of times.

NOW, all i need is the happy ending.

Sigh!